I Run Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Workout Vest

"I Run Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon" – Women’s Workout Vest

Some run for fitness. Some run for fun.
You run to keep it legal.

This bold and hilarious vest is for the ladies who know that sometimes, the best therapy is a sprint (not a swing). Whether you're hitting the pavement or powering through a gym session, this slogan speaks your truth – with a wink.

Made from soft, sweat-wicking recycled fabric, it keeps you cool, dry, and focused – even when your patience runs out before your workout does.

🔥 Product Features:

• Slim fit racerback design for comfort and mobility

• 100% recycled polyester – breathable, sustainable, powerful

• Sweat-wicking and lightweight

• Curved hem and scoop neckline

• Certified ethical production (BSCI, SEDEX, WRAP)

🎨 Available Colours:

Black | Red | Blue | Green | Pink

📏 Sizes:

UK 8–16 (XS–XL)