Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Workout Vest

If your rest day is overdue and your quads haven’t forgiven you for leg day… this vest gets it.

Made for gym girlies and cardio queens who turn up even when their whole body is screaming. Whether you're crawling to spin class or lifting through the pain, this top lets everyone know you’re still showing up – just dramatically.
Crafted from ultra-light recycled fabric, it’s designed to keep you dry, comfy, and sarcastically motivated.

💀 Product Features:
* Slim fit racerback cut for ease of movement
* 100% recycled polyester – breathable and sustainable
* Sweat-wicking and fast-drying
* Scoop neck and curved hem for a flattering fit
* Certified ethical production (BSCI, SEDEX, WRAP)

🎨 Available Colours:
Black | Red | Blue | Green | Pink

📏 Sizes:
UK 8–16 (XS–XL)